bloated to the max

*feels bloated*
this is the first time since december 1 1990
that i feel extremely bloated
i think i am going to explode really really soon
and i will just give way
onto the computer keyboard
help me!

we just came home from the marriot hotel
we had dinner there
with my dad's friends
it was an ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet
and i ate soo much

here are the foods i ate:
roast beef
big baked potato
sushi
mushroom salad thingy
teriyaki bbq
many small potatos
fruits
2 1/2 slices of heavenly chocolate cake
and 1 slice of strawberry cheescake

i dont really feel like blogging that much
because i am too full to blog
wahhh!~
save me!!!